*Hint* “mu” or μ is the coefficient of friction *Hint* 1 pascal = 1 newton per square meter Newton replied “No you didn’t, I’m Pascal.” Newton drew a square on the floor with a side of one meter and then sat down in the center of the square.Įinstein finished counting, opened his eyes and immediately spotted Newton. Einstein slowly counted to 100 while Pascal ran off and hid. Studying radioactivity is as easy as alpha, beta and gamma.Įinstein, Newton and Pascal were playing Hide and Seek. “Do you know there is a dead cat in your trunk?”ĭefinition of a tachyon: A gluon that hasn’t dried completely.Īlternate definition: A subatomic particle devoid of taste.
The cop is unamused and orders the physicists to open their trunk. Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know exactly where I was.” The cop walks up to the window and asks, “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?” Schrodinger and Heisenberg were out driving together when they were pulled over by a policeman. If sound cannot travel in a vacuum, why are vacuums so noisy? Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a turkey? Q: What is blue and smells like red paint?Ī: Red paint moving very fast towards you. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe. Q: How many theoretical physicists does it take to change a light bulb?Ī: Two. Q: What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events? Q: Why should you go drinking with neutrons? What did one electron say to the other electron?Ī. Q: What did the Nuclear Physicist have for lunch? Old physicists don’t die their wavefunctions go to zero as time goes to infinity. I’m travelling light.”Ī bar walks into a man… oops, wrong frame of reference. The front desk asks “Do you need help with your luggage?” Physics is the science where it takes long, complicated equations to explain why round balls roll.Ī photon checks into a hotel. In the spirit of “Phun” here are a few physics jokes and puns.Ĭhemistry jokes are funny periodically, but physics jokes have more potential. All you have to do is love playing with math too. You get to play with cool toys and call it ‘lab’. “Physics is Phun!” is what young physics students are told.
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